I walked unsuspectingly up to my classroom for Fatness today. Scholl pulls out whatever foam-covered piece of PVC pipe he's carrying at the moment and promptly hits me on the head with it. Usually, there's a least some warning, but not this time. The ungrateful wretch. I stay up until 4:30 working to make sure he has a forum he can use for his chauvinistic mumblings and insults, and all I get is a whack on the head. Then to top it all off, I sit through class and end up almost stabbing Moore in the back with my pencil because he's showing clear signs of being around Scholl too much. Something to do with calling female athletes 'almost criminal' or something. I don't remember. At any rate, there's a big-headed idiot out there with a cloak who needs taken down a peg or five. Donations to the cause can be sent to CPO #357. Weapons and explosives will be accepted also, although they'll have to be smuggled on campus.
Posted by Ardith at April 9, 2003 01:58 AM