Today I discovered that small peaches make great skid marks.
Specifically, properly sliced a half peach may, on occasion, be applied as thermal paste. No any kind of thermal paste, but rather of the specifically fruity variety. Thus....
Part One: The Hunt
Searching for the perfect gift,
Without the monstrous bill,
Through store and website did I sift,
And found the Weasel Mill,
They come in sizes, large and small,
And even in-between,
They come in flavors, spring and fall,
Hand-made or by machine,
And I inspected every one,
With practiced buyer's skill,
This gift was sure to bring great fun,
The perfect Weasel Mill!
- David Moore
Posted by Moore at May 26, 2004 10:57 PM