After much paying off of various government officials, I have in my possesion the rusty truck of much love. I have removed its top and hosed it down; now it's ready for the gas chambers... or something like that.
In the next few days it will be transformed (I hope) into a less Texan form of transportation. But until then, I shall leave "you'all" with this first look at the rusty "Truck o' Love".