The Scene: A post Wednesday night Bible study frolic at the corner of county roads 46 and 3. After some frisbee throwing, we are feeling a little peckish.
Self: Hey David, lets go hit those leftover cupcakes.
David: Self, you are incredible! I'm all over it.
Random Person: Say, are you the driver of that Golf?
David: Why yes. *bows*
Self: Hey! What about those cupcakes!
David: Why do you ask?
Self: Don't let him distract you from the food!
Random Person: Would like you another Golf for only $50?
David: Of course.
Self: No!!! It's all a trick to distract you from the food!
Random Person: Ok. Pick it up tomorrow at 6:30 outside the Boy's and Girl's Club in Napannee.
Self: It's a trap!
David: Ok.
Self: Look what you've done! All the cupcakes are gone... Gone!
David: Oh no! I've been had! That rascally rabbit!