Last week the National Consortium of Computers agreed unanimously to declare a "Hate on Moore" week. The festivities included random beeping instead of booting, sudden LCD backlight burn-out, and catastrophic hard-drive failure.
Inspired by the example of higher technology, the BRTLF (Banana Republic Truck Liberation Front) announced it's own "Hate the Moore" day. The Leading Truck participated by refusing to run shortly after its return from a trip to Tyler early Saturday morning.
Local law enforcement is working to bring the "Haters" into line. Victim D. Moore has reportedly been searching for a Windows XP Pro CD. His own CD participated in the festivities and has not been seen since a night of heavy drinking last Wednesday.
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