Today I accomplished one of my Life Goals.
I ordered 100 pizzas.
Specifically, I ordered 50 pepperoni pizzas, 25 sausage pizzas, and 25 cheese pizzas. The best part of all this is that I'm not paying for them myself (not directly, that is). Rather, you are all paying for them partly through your tuition (or your son's, daughter's, or great-uncle's tuition). Consequently I encourage all readers (who are members of the LeTourneau Student Body, sorry Ma Hoyt) to come to MSC-3 this Friday at 5 pm in lieu of Saga. We will be enjoying pizza, an as-yet-undetermined beverage, and the best propaganda I can scrape up all in an effort to convince you, dear reader (and not you Non-Letu-Studs [that's a long u]) to seek God's will for your Spring Break in conjunction withLSM Spring Break Missions.
(Spring Break Missions may not be available in all fifty (50) states. LeTourneau University is not responsible for the views expressed by this author. "Spring Break" and "Spring Break Missions" are registered trademarks of LeTourneau University. LeTourneau University reserves to right to change "Spring Break" without notice. "Spring Break" is leased to the student population, not sold, and thus is the sole property of LeTourneau University. Students are not guaranteed the right to an actually "break" of any kind. Some states do not allow limitations on breaks, so your rights may vary state to state.
"Spring Break" has been proven to cause cancer among pregnant women in the state of California.
And no, I'm not getting paid for this.
Only fed.