As I sifted through stacks of papers and letters, searching for some important document, I came across a little paper book.
The book's original purpose? It was given to Themelios members, to aid them in chronicling their journey as student leaders.
Well, my little book was put to use about 5 minutes after I received it, but the journey written in its pages is not exactly what administration had in mind.
I will share with you, dear reader, quotes from this little book. But, lest those now-mature individuals fear for their reputation, I shall omit names (mostly).
However, I encourage guess-work in the comments, and will reward Mountain Dew (or possible other drinks, for those so inclined) to those who guess correctly on a significant number.
Enjoy!
[Notice! I found 2 Loxodon Warhammers amongst it pages! My little book is truly a blessing.]
"No one who valued their hobbit would put it on the table." - Yours Truly
"That was really dumb because now everyone thinks I've been drunk... I'll get a chick now!!!."
"Neutralize the body!" - Steve (Leaderspeaker)
"We started thinking in bigger terms about what student leadership is about." - Bill Reinklin (another Leaderspeaker)
"Let's reframe the question for our own purposes." - Kent (You guessed it... another leaderspeaker)
"We cannot see in some huge, generic, sense." - Kent (This guy made a lot of sense!)
"My own weakness, my own uncomfortability..." - Kent (He was on a roll.)
"I don't want to hurt you." [Maniacal Laugh] - SC Member (and fellow student leader)
"I hope that they will all perform at levels that excite us all in ways we haven't been excited for a long time." - Bud
[Admissions is asked how we plan to attract females.]
"Have you seen our three hot new male admissions counselors?"
"We could have classes where students learn how to do some of the artsy things." - Bud
"Go hang yourself, Moore. You are no longer fit to eat!" - SC Member
"Wilson's got his female RA'ness on." - The same member
"I'm getting married to a scratching post!" - This one isn't hard
"I've gotten Corey [Ross] addicted to a drinking game!"
"They were in stark black and white." - Our favorite ex-hippy Prof.
"I didn't mean to get into the lesbo world, I just wanted to know if there were any prayer requests." - Guess again
"There are now!" - Wheeler
Lest I expend my supply, I will halt for now.
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