April 16, 2004
New Presidential Candidate
Distinguished ladies and gentlemen,
It is my absolute honor to introduce a new candidate for the office of the President of the United States of America. This candidate truly has the answer to all of the problems that our world currently faces. This Elder One's answers may appear to be controversial, but no one has been able to prove that they would be ineffective.
Allow me to introduce:
With all of the ruthless campaigning and hypocrisy presented by the other candidates and their supporters, both George Bush and John Kerry have shown that they are not fit for the job.
Vote Cthulhu for 2004! Why settle for a lesser evil?
Posted by Randy at April 16, 2004 02:40 PM | TrackBack