November 11, 2007
Cry "Guatemalan!"
Via Vengeful Cynic

A Guatemalan! A Guatemalan! My kingdom for a Guatemalan!

Brutus says he was ambitious;
And Brutus is an honourable Guatemalan.

The Guatemalan doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a Guatemalan

The Guatemalan doth protest too much, methinks.

Nay, faith, let me not play a Guatemalan; I have a beard coming.