Note to self: expensive air fares suck... but this solution isn't worth it. I mean, even economy class on cheap third-world airlines probably beats the accomodations that one can find in a box.
Or how about this nut (thanks Dunny) asking people to crack him over the head with a skateboard? What the hell is wrong with these people?
An amusing story:
On a Trans-Atlantic flight one of the plane's wings is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. 'I'm too young to die!' she wails. Then she yells, 'Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??'
For a moment there is silence.
Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate creature in the front of the plane.
Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. 'I can make you feel like a woman,' he says.
He's gorgeous. Tall, well built, with long flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one button at a time.
No one moves.
The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches.
He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest.
As he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, he whispers:
'Iron this.'
Posted by Vengeful Cynic at September 9, 2003 01:45 AM