2 June 2004 - Wednesday

Attention, happy couples

Want to know why everybody hates you?

2. Public displays of affection

It'll be summer soon, so brace yourself for all those smug, magazine-gorgeous happy couples who won't be satisfied until they've recreated that famous beach scene in From Here to Eternity, with as big an audience as possible.

Merci beaucoup to Martinez for discovering this fun little article. I had always wondered why happy couples are so annoying.

| Posted by Wilson at 13:32 Central | TrackBack
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So true, so true. Only one way to fix it: find a girlfriend.

The thoughts of Eliot on 2 June 2004 - 18:40 Central
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So true, so true.

The thoughts of Wilson on 2 June 2004 - 19:38 Central
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Oh, sure, contribute to the problem.

The thoughts of Martinez on 3 June 2004 - 1:07 Central
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Sadly, I suspect that to be correct. I really don't believe there to be any other solution... and I certainly haven't got any evidence that there is such a non-relational solution.

...Not that I mind my current solution with my Wench at all, but considering the LU Ratio, I'd like to try and keep the populace happy.

The thoughts of Vengeful Cynic on 3 June 2004 - 1:07 Central
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Hmmm... well, Mollie and I aren't (at least, I don't think we are), nearly as bad on any of those cases as the article describes, but hey. I can see why people without significant others would find happy people annoying. Jealousy. ;)

At any rate, I'm so not going to stop "contributing to the problem." Not ever, if I can help it. ;)

The thoughts of Toad on 3 June 2004 - 9:34 Central
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